DeAnna Pappas in a bikini. Wow.

I don’t really know what to say about this, except to say that DeAnna Pappas has one hell of an ass. Check out these bikini pictures of her and the douchebag in the lame swim trunks. That’s one round, voluptuous piece of ass right there.

It’s Friday. We should all be banging a Supermodel.

But we all aren’t. However, that doesn’t mean we can’t look at them. Like I said, it’s Friday and we deserve Supermodels. Meet Adriana Lima. She is hot. I am the purveyor of all things obvious.

Tila Tequila Steps Out with a New Gal Pal

A brokenhearted and humiliated Tila Tequila may have been dumped by Kristy Morgan on national television last month, but Tequila looks to have another shot at love.

The MTV reality star stepped out with new gal pal Courtenay Semel, a socialite and former Lindsay Lohan friend, at Thursday’s EA Sports/Xbox 360 premiere of Madden NFL “09 in Los Angeles. A beaming Tequila said she “didn’t want to jinx anything” about their relationship, but said she was very happy.

Semel, however, happily shared her feelings for the MTV reality star. “I’d seen the show [A Shot at Love] and just needed to meet her…and it just happened,” Semel says of Tequila. Now the “best friends” are content to lay in bed watching movies, share clothes and makeup and steer clear of drama.

“There are no games,” says Tequila. “It’s true what they say about lesbians–you meet and then the next day you move in together, because I can’t get rid of her. She pretty much lives at my house.”

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban Welcome a Baby Girl

Nicole Kidman and her husband, Keith Urban, have welcomed their first child together, a daughter named Sunday Rose Kidman Urban, born Monday morning in Nashville.

“Husband Keith was by Nicole’s side, and mother and baby are very well,” said spokesman Paul Freundlich, who added that the couple were “delighted” to make the announcement. He also said the baby girl weighed 6 lbs., 7.5 oz.

The pregnancy was first announced in January. Kidman has two other children with her former husband Tom Cruise: Isabella, 15, and Connor, 13.

In the days leading up to the birth, the couple – who celebrated their second wedding anniversary on June 25 – didn’t stray from their normal routine in and around Nashville, where they reside in a gated community.

From early morning stops at a local Starbucks for warm drinks to a little sweat at the gym later in the day (Kidman was a regular at spin and yoga classes during her pregnancy), the couple remained low-key.

“She’s never been happier and healthier,” says a close family friend. “She is absolutely radiant and enjoying nesting and homemaking with Keith at their new home in Nashville.”

But getting ready for their baby was a priority. Urban admitted he was learning a new vocabulary for fatherhood and doing Lamaze lessons. “He doesn’t know the name [of the classes], but he has been very good at it!” Kidman told a local radio station on June 24.

The new parents also bought a couple of books to help them along: Pocket Dad: Everyday Wisdom and Your Pregnancy, Week By Week.

“The unknown excites me a lot,” Urban told reporters in May. “What kind of feelings will fatherhood bring? I’m sure I can’t even imagine, but I am really looking forward to finding out.”

Angelina Jolie is a freaky deaky…

Yeah, this broad is my type of girl. Angelina Jolie is pregnant and apparently still rockin’ the bedroom with Brad Pitt. She recently expressed that she likes to get really creative and that she feels more like a woman pregnant. By creative, I really hope she means she likes being bound by leather while dressed in a Princess Leah costume. Hey, I’m just sayin….I mean, we were all thinking it, right?
Here is more from Angelina:
It’s great for the sex life. It just makes you a lot more creative. So you have fun, and as a woman you’re just so round and full.

Tila Tequila thinks she is a martyr for lesbians.

I annoying were a tangible being, it would come in the form of Tila Tequila. Tila is now professing that she is some beacon of light for lesbians. I am pretty sure most lesbians disdain her, but she still has a sexy body, and well, the world is a very shallow place.
Check out more of what Tila had to say.
Us Magazine says, “It is because of me — I definitely think [my show] has helped the movement. Before it came out, everyone was still a little apprehensive about [same sex relationships],” she said. “Then they realized, ‘Wow, everyone is really into this stuff, and it is fine.’ The next thing you know, [gay marriage] is legal.”

Kim and Chloe Kardashian go for a swim.

Kim and Chloe Kardashian did some bikini modeling on their recent Monaco trip. Ah to be two rich and sexy sisters. Looks as though Kim is attempting to dispell rumors that she has a butt insert or pad. My question is, who cares? Her butt looks sexy as hell, lets just move on. I say shake it baby cause you got it. And Chloe looks gorgeous as usual. Oh the things I would do….

Brooke Hogan admits her mom is a whack job.

Well, pretty much she does. All this while she parades around town with her boyfriend as he is dressed as a Cheesecake Factory waiter.
E! Online says, “I’m totally freaked out,” she told E! satellite radio personality Michael Yo during a conversation the two had off air.
“I personally don’t like it at all or condone it, but she’s my mom, so I have to show her support.
“I went to school with him. He was a grade under me…Me and Nick know him well. Me and Nick are two years apart, and he was right between us (in school).”
How much more whack can one family be? I really hope Brooke doesn’t reproduce anytime soon.

Oh how exciting! Phoebe Price in a bikini!

Wow, the one and only Phoebe Price sporting a bikini and, splish splash, makin’ a splash! I have loved Phoebe ever since I saw her in that one movie. And then there was that one show, that was on the TV. Oh who am I kidding? I have no idea who Phoebe Price is. I guess she is famous. And now she’s in a bikini on the beach Pam Anderson style. So that makes her newsworthy.

Jessica Alba gives birth to a baby girl.

Hopefully she gets the same genes as her mother. Come on now, you were thinking the same thing.
Us Magazine says, She was born this weekend at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles.
Alba’s father was overheard saying “she’s beautiful.” Warren — in a T-shirt, jeans and baseball cap — was spotted carrying food into the maternity ward Sunday. Her rep had no comment.
Well, the good news is that Jessica can finally hit the stairmaster now and get back into her old form, or something near it. The bad news is that Cash Warren is now linked to her for life, even if they do end up in the throws of a Hollywood divorce. Douchebags know how to make an entrance, I guess.

Vin Diesel Becomes a Father

Vin Diesel and his girlfriend, model Paloma Jimenez, have quietly become parents of a baby girl, his rep confirmed.

Diesel, 40, and Jimenez welcomed their first child on April 2.

Diesel is currently shooting and producing Fast and Furious, due out June 2009, and will next be seen starring in Babylon AD on August 29.

Just one question. How did they keep this so secretive?

Gwen & Gavin Throw Son a Star-Studded Birthday Bash

It was a who’s who of celebrities – and their babies – at Kingston Rossdale’s second birthday party.

Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale threw their son an animal-themed bash at their Studio City, Calif., house on Sunday – one day before his actual birthday. The fete drew 40 friends, including Nicole Richie, Joel Madden and daughter Harlow, as well as Victoria Beckham and son Cruz, and Christina Aguilera, husband Jordan Bratman and son Max.

The family’s backyard was outfitted with small safari animals and multicolored balloons. There was also a pony for the children to ride. And a big moon bouncer kept everyone – adults and their kids – entertained.

At one point, Rossdale and the birthday boy joined several of the younger guests in the moon bouncer, while a pregnant Stefani bonded with Richie’s daughter, an eyewitness says.

Victoria Beckham seemed to enjoy the party as well, kicking off her heels to play with her son, who sported a monkey costume. “She took her shoes off and walked around the backyard with bare feet,” the eyewitness reports, noting that Cruz especially loved the pony, riding it around the backyard several times.

The following day, Stefani and her husband celebrated their son’s birthday again – with a little quality time on a Malibu beach.

Carmen Electra Hopes To Be a Mom ‘Someday’

Carmen Electra may be completely smitten with her fiancé Rob Patterson, but she says motherhood can wait – for now.

“I hope to be a mom some day, but I’m not rushing to be one,” Electra said at Shrine at MGM Grand at Foxwoods in Connecticut. “It would be a lot of fun. A lot of hard work, but I’ll look forward to it someday.”

The bombshell took a detour from filming her latest movie Mardi Gras in New Orleans to meet Patterson’s parents. “They’re really cool,” she says. “We had a great day today and . . . we’re looking forward to doing some dancing then going straight back to New Orleans.”

She may be getting back to work on her movie, but that’s not the only project Electra, 36, has in the works. She will be releasing her own new line of portable stripper poles so ladies can get a work out Carmen style. “They’re so much fun,” she says. “I actually put one up in my living room with the help of a girlfriend.”

“Pole dancing really isn’t as easy as it looks,” she adds. “I’m still taking pointers. It’s a good workout.”

Patrick Swayze & Wife Lisa Catch a Lakers Game

Patrick Swayze and his wife Lisa were two famous faces in the crowd Friday as the Los Angeles Lakers beat the San Antonio Spurs 101-71 during Game 2 of the NBA Western Conference playoff series at L.A.’s Staples Center.

Swayze, 55, revealed in March that he has pancreatic cancer. But last month the star of Dirty Dancing and Ghost released a statement with his wife, saying his treatment is going well. “We’re thrilled and grateful for the positive response Patrick has shown towards his treatment,” the couple said.

“He has very strong willpower and he’s a very determined individual,” his sister-in-law Dr. Maria Scouros, a Houston oncologist, said at the time. “He’s bringing all that energy to bear on it.”

Heidi Montag sucks at being a fan.

Any true Dodgers fans, which have to be everyone in the stadium considering how terrible they are this year, would be throwing peanuts at this bad act. Spencer and Heidi paraded around the Dodgers game all decked out in lame fanware. The only redeeming quality in this catastrophe is Heidi sucking the lollipop. Good girl.
Way to be number 1 fans you clowns.

Britney Spears will get more time with her sons during visitation, a court ruled Tuesday.

“We are so pleased with Britney’s progress, and we are appreciative of the court’s recognition of this progress,” Spears’s parents, Jamie and Lynne Spears, said in statement after a hearing attended by the pop star and her ex-husband Kevin Federline.

It was not clear how much more time Spears was granted. Federline’s attorney characterized the court order as “an expansion of time.”

“It is a cautious step, but a step forward nonetheless,” said lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan. “We are seeing signs of [Britney’s] progress, and consistency over time is something welcome by Kevin … The children are doing great.”

Spears, with lawyer Blair Berk and both of her parents, smiled as she left the courtroom and headed for her SUV, but did not talk to the press. Earlier, during a break in the hearing, the singer was seen looking teary-eyed. However, during a second break, she smiled and held her mother’s hand as she went back into the courtroom.

During that break, Spears and her lawyers, as well as Federline and his attorney, convened to adjacent rooms outside of the courtroom.

The hearing began around 9:40 a.m. on Tuesday. Spears, wearing a knee-length brown and white dress, was accompanied by her lawyer and both of her parents. Federline, wearing a tan pinstriped suit, was with Kaplan.

Spears has spent the last several months keeping a relatively low profile – and staying out of trouble. The singer was hospitalized at UCLA Medical Center’s psych ward in January. Her custody arrangement has consisted of only monitored visitation rights with her sons, Preston, 2, and Jayden, 1, several times a week – but no overnight privileges. Her father and a lawyer maintain legal control of her affairs until a July 31 hearing.

Since her father took control of Spears’s life, the singer has been spending more time with her family – including her previously estranged mom. (She recently attended a baby shower for her sister, Jamie Lynn, in Kentwood, La.)

Spears has also been hard at work filming her second appearance on How I Met Your Mother, which will air May 12.